1. Issue #7 of Young Avengers from Marvel Comics.
Oh, is that teen superhero America Chavez throwing someone through space, where he will drift for God knows how long, all alone? That's actually kind of horrifying now that I think about it.
2. The Muppets: Miss Piggy Wacky Wobbler
Everyone tries bangs at least once.
3. Issue #4 of Batman: Li'l Gotham from DC Comics.
4. X-Files Classics Volume 1 from IDW Publishing.
A collection of X-Files stories starring Scully, my Khaleesi, and Mulder, the funniest man fictionally alive.
5. The Love and Rockets Companion: 30 Years (and Counting) from Fantagraphics Books.
Love and Rockets is a long-running (duh) comic series done by Los Bros Hernandez, Gilbert and Jaime (and sometimes eldest brother, Mario). The series features a ton of different storylines but the best known are Palomar by Gilbert and Locas by Jaime. The Companion features interviews with the brothers, unpublished art, and multiple appendices to help with reading Love and Rockets.