The Clinton campaign is (so they say) on shaky ground. Keep up with Slate's handy Hillary Deathwatch – an odds-maker's monologue for the oughts. (Genius Hillary n' John Etch-A-Sketch illustration via the Etch-A-Sketchist.)

While the Democrats continue to duke it out and McCain's busy wandering the globe (and watching The Hills, apparently) — we're starting to wonder who we'd vote for in an alternate, long-shot universe:

287 Votes

Ron Paul - 48.8%

Ralph Nader - 32.1%

Mike Gravel - 18.5%

First there was Obama-sistible, now it’s apparently raining McCain. Both bizarre and hilarious, this clip comes complete with a disappearing woman and some, uh, raining McCains. PS: Go easy on the volume. You’ll be glad you did.

Depression Press is behind a bunch of new-classic graphics, incorporating everybody from Mayor Quimby to Mittens Romney.

Something (or somebody) has got to give. Should Hillary drop out of the race or stay in it to win it?

311 Votes

Throw in the towel, already. - 63.7%

Keep up the good fight! - 36%

Via Jezebel, a (some would say much-needed) wardrobe tutorial aimed at Hills, complete with suggestions for improvement ranging from Marc Jacobs to Michael Kors.

Tracy Morgan’s response to Tina Fey's endorsement. (He's Brian Fellow, and that's crazy!)

Are We There Yet?

428 Votes

April 22nd can't come fast enough! - 60.5%

The break between primaries is actually kind of awesome... - 13.3%

Where are we going? - 25%

Well, sort of.

Just like the original, this site recycles with every click – added snark and all.

With over a month until the next primary and the media hung up on scandals past and present, give us your best guess - who's the most likely to someday get caught with some 'splainin to do:

1195 Votes

Hillary Clinton - 35.6%

Barack Obama - 35.8%

John McCain - 28.2%

Tina Fey endorses Hillary Clinton. Less bizarre than the Jack Nicholson equivalent, but equally as funny.

The showdown gets up: Elbow-Toe's contribution to election-inspired art. (Via EssG.)

Pick your ticket:

2785 Votes

Hillary + Obama - 23.4%

Obama + Hillary - 31.7%

One or the other, but not both. - 23.7%

No thanks, I'm voting for McCain. - 13.9%

None of the above! - 7%

On the campaign trail with Meghan McCain – iPod playlists and all.

Print Liberation gets into the Obama tee arena with this classic collegiate-style graphic.

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Election Results

So your candidate isn't on top? Don't despair – The Onion is here to remind us that the race is really anybody's (or Diebold's) guess.

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

In honor of today's Texas, Ohio, Road Island and Vermont votes: Barack's gone Bollywood.

Marc's take on Hillary, illustrated complete with pearls and a patriotic pin. Available only in MJ stores, proceeds go towards the Clinton campaign.

Ralph Nader:

943 Votes

It's about time! - 11.9%

Here we go again ... - 63.2%

Thanks anyway. - 24.6%

Apple's "1984" ad paved the way for plenty of imitators – here's one featuring Hills. (Full disclosure: In spite of featuring Barack Obama's web address, this video wasn't created or endorsed by his campaign.)

Choose your color wisely. (Remember what happened last time?)

Seriously, do you even care?

1495 Votes

Hell yeah! - 84.7%

Sure, but not enough to do anything about it. - 10.8%

Huh? - 3.7%

The World's Best Ever said it best: Barack Obama certainly has a posse. Check out this latest version of the contemporary campaign poster, created by The Date Farmers & Upper Playground. Signed, numbered and super-limited, it'll set you back a couple hundred bucks – profits support the creation of more posters by other artists backing Obama's bid.