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What do we want? "Nothing!" When do we want it? "Never!"

There's nothing you can say. There's nothing you can do. Cuz I'm not gonna change... to myself I must stay true.

When Sh*t rolls down hill Why am I Always standing at the bottom?

...and your f'n little dawg too!!

Go Healthy!

Skinny Little White Girl

Miss Fresh Mouth

Play, Rewind, Slow Motion, Pause... Grin

Save the Future

Ubervisor

Matter undermined

Help stop noise pollution - shut up

Wake up, Wake up, Wake up. Its the first of the month!

grassy-ass amigo

Get khum dhan! The new indian lotion

Good morning new day! (or sunshine!)

Humans: Powered by greed since Adam and Eve

Myspace whore

will die for art

FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET

i see the beauty in my imperfections

nice jewish girl looking for a nice jewish boy

promenade with your bad self!

jew-fros rock

Everyone loves a jewish girl

Real cheese comes from california

I've endured 8 years of (pres.) Bush!

its not where ur at... its who u R

I think we're schizophrenic

Slam dancing is an art

Call me l8r ;-)

Like a huckabone

Urban IndividualiTy

Make believe not war

I need a boyfriend ...are you up for the challenge?

I'm A Social Drinker ... When I'm Drunk I'm Social

the average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average boy can see better than he can think.

I'd do that for a dollar

It's a wonderful life...

spooning leads to forking

I just went to urban outfitters and I GOT THE BEST T-SHIRT EVER

Pull it over, pull it over

Kick back turbo

Close your eyes and open you mouth

there is no such thing as bad weather just bad clothes

Run Dick Run

i have champagne taste with a beer pocketbook

Guh!

Can't Fix Stupid

Me Too

LE FREAK

Life is like a koi pond

CIGARETTES DON'T KILL PEOPLE. I DO.

SO SUE ME!

Don't pet the sweaty things

i cut my own hair

i'm in ur urban outfitters wearin ur tee

Just it do

a test, live it at its fullest.

Dream big, don't let anyone stop you. Be unique, creative, let your inner and outter beauty sparkle. DARE to be different. Live, laugh LOVE.

i read perez hilton

Flagellum if they can't take a joke!

First Presbyterian Bar and Grill

i'll verb your noun

danger is my maiden name

Disposable. Reusable. For the betterment of mankind.

Over and out

What's up Chuck?

I want 2 text you up

One smile can change the world

act your shoe size

Don't Thwack Yourself

The World Is Mine, Why Do I Whine?

pu ti xim dn ʇı xıɯ

if you choose not to decide you still have made a choice

why does it always wain on me?

wanna play solitaire?

life is simple, people make it hard

anti anti

Rethink. Recreate. Rehearse. Reproduce. Recess!

hypocrite

BATALI RULES

Bounce Sucka! I do what I want!

It's better to be pissed-off than pissed on!

total unconditional sunshiny sweetness

Screw preps. Support individuality. UO.

Life stuff, baby, let it go!

frankie say, chillax

conserve water and save the earth... Shower with a friend

IT'S NOT THE SAMETHING IT'S THE SHAME THING

Insert sexual innuendo here

live your life... lifestyle is a choice

This is my Urban Outfitters T-shirt

Sorry.. I had a blonde moment

Texting Whore

i applied for the geek squad... they said i was overqualified

i'll shut you down like a toaster

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

america Sweet T*

I PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS

I'm not straight, but my boyfriend is

100% SILK, GENTLE HAND-WASH ONLY!

Don't drink n dial

Im up here

if I were you i'd be happy to see me

fuck it now, complain later

Though an army may encamp me, my heart shall not fear; though a war may rise against me, in this I will be confident.

it's the land of sweets and joy... and joyness

your eyes give you away

HAKUNA STIGMATA

Don't Bruise the Fruit

For godsake! Just go ahead and ask my number already!

Blah Blah Blah

Back off man -- I'm a scientist

Hiro is my Hero

We endorse the rag trade

Sexy girls don't eat at parties. Sexy girls don't eat at all.

Fashionable moth@fu(k@

I can't leave the house with this damn braclet ...

Does that thing come with any attachments?

save me

Unicorns don't need clothes

Life's awkward, embrace it

urban outfitters. the place to be.

I am guilty of textual harassment

Word

whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed

To the bar!

Do you love it?!

terror war = $

what iz it?

save the ta ta's

old love, new customer

YO! CHECK IT..

FIGHT APATHY. VOTE 08.

Cool is for Fools

U.NSEEN O.PPORTUNITIES

I stepped out of the box and bought this shirt

My life is very complicated right now

Money is like a box of tisues... You use some, You loose some

Don't be eye-ball'n me boy

Life is Like a Coy Pond

winehouse rehab center: just say no no no!

I am __________

Clap if you have the clap!

Prostitutes are cheaper than girlfriends ...... You only have to pay when you want sex!

Who's in your entourage?

I'm Trysexual ... Ill try anything once :-)

BLACK FROM THE WAIST DOWN

My boyfriend went 2 urban outfitters 2 get me some clothes. This hidious text shirt is all he could afford.

Requiem for euphoria

I'm not arrogant, I'm just better

The stuff dreams are made of

Everything changes but nothing changes

Summer: 120 days and 500 nights

Bamboozled

I Want to be an Almodovar girl

Parlez vous francais?

GET UR MIND OUT'VE MY GUTTER!

Nope, the girls are staying in today

Let the Poets Cry

Live green or die hard

HUMOR WITTY

WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS SHIRT!

I'm the fever you can't sweat out

i luv big gurls!

melts in your mouth, not in your hands

plain white t

I'm not lucky. I'm good.

Forgive quickly. Love truely. Laugh uncontrollably.

what is coming ahead will surprise you ...in bed (fortune cookie pic)

stop hasseling me david hasselhoff

Be thankful im not naked

Bonafide beauty. No shannanigans.

who farted?

Kiss me on my Ego

ol' skool flo

roller derby fan club

Sedgwick protege

media influenced

tres chique

always up for getting down

Faded more than denim

i'm the addiction that doesn't need rehab

living life in the fab lane

so much so few people to do it for me

ask me

dancing spider monkeys w/ hats

If everyone demanded peace instead of this t-shirt, then there'd be peace

I'm hot. You're hot. Lets sex.

Be a cancer banner! Use spray tanner!

i dunno about this shirt but my hair looks fierce

add some subtraction Im Gay!

My girlfriend has great taste

Did you know that Sean Kingston wrote the song "Beautiful Girls" because of you?

drunk minds speak sober hearts

sumthin slight

No telling what goes on in my mind when I am not there....

You stole my Aquanet, bitch!

He's not gay, he just doesn't like you

I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam

Come si dice, dry heave?

innocent until proven guilty

sexy never left

why be down side up when you can be upside down?

I rock out to my ringtone

I'd give my left arm to play drums for def leppard

iDontCare

is this thing on?

hot mic

why go to war when you can go to urban outfitters

Life is too important to take seriously!

LiVE . LAUGH . LOVE

HOBOSEXUAL

LORD, BEER ME STRENGTH ...

live ur life

guys are like public restrooms, taken or full of shit

I googled it

I may work in the mud, but I always like to play in the clouds!

LOLcat

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

ello govna!

knock on wood

it is not eyeliner ... is kabuki makeup

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies

Look twice i know you want to

ttyl on myspace k?

You should see a proctologist about that stick

iPoop

Carpe Manana

I'm hot cause I'm fly

They're C cups

Wake me when its over

I'm the kit and the kaboodle

I'm rocking the suburbs

miss me with that foolishness

Are you sleeping? Because I'm up... and awake.

I'm Rick James, bitch

Rock this bitch!

One fish Two fish Red fish Jew fish

(front) Straight is great! (back) Hooray for gay!

(front) Notre Dame (back) Where the dome is golden

U.O. the answer to the "Meaning of Life". Wear the shirt, share the knowledge.

i txt so mch i gt fngr crmps

DIRTBAG

when bill got jobs, we all had jobs

of course it's true I saw it on Oprah

Why have boyfriends when you can have gay friends?

A LIMITED EDITION SHIRT

RED SHIRT WITH WHITE LETTERS

shirts are for poor people

My mom thinks I'm pretty, but honestly what matters is what U think

SEE YOU ON THE FLIPSIDE

Get high on mountains

Just Livin' the Dream

TEXTING AND DRIVING - IT'S THE NEW DUI

so many things to do in such little time

Trouble

WAR MAY BE OPPOSITE OF PEACE BUT OPPOSITE OF WAR IS CREATION

pump up the jam :)

Class was canceledby me

Rice is cool but Beans are better

?öiShare Dudes Wit Mi Crew!ö?

i got with tom

Personal philosophy: clothing optional

Buddhist monks are hard to read

YOU BREAK MY HEART, I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK

suck it

i take my foot and dig up things from the past that only come back to bite my leg off so ive got one leg left and im standing on it

you're just a walking light bulb just waiting to be screwed

Will a prayer heal my paper cut?

(text me about it, stud)

keeps me dry

I invented this

text-cells

Dont make me do sumthing ur gonna regret

Textastic

you ease up on that cordaroy jacket of yours

Hey ma! The meatloaf, we want it now! F**k!

Work Sucks

Push For Bush

i get more ass than a toilet seat

id be naked if it werent for this

the cooles mother funker on the planet

YOU DOING TOO MUCH GET OUTTA MY FACE

I am not a trash

LOVELUST LOVELUSTLOVE LUSTLOVELUST ARE YOU IN LOVE OR LUST?

elephant shoe

I DON'T KNOW WHERE U SHOP, BUT I SHOP URBAN OUTFITTERS

My heat is all the global warning we need

You first

lord voldenort votes republican

Miso horney

im too sexy for this shirt

i know you are but what am i?

you've been powned like a noob

when life gives you lemons, shut up and eat them

I am my own Ipod! :-D

looking fly in my white

west side, east side, south side, let's ride

A minor chord of a dream, A stacato of a life Urban breathes and lives through me

Living life in the fab lane

Holla for a dolla and i'll skeet for some meat

Does God dance?

Live hot, die frozen

Tumble dry low

You can whacka all you wanna (back) while I walk away

Don't Read My Shirt!

Hey it's 4:19, do you have a minute?

-abidjan-

I'm not from around here and proud of it

'urban hippie'

iGeneration

LIVE BIG DREAMS! 4 THE REST OF UR LIFE

Be cool Buy this shirt!

Live big dreams! For the rest of ur life!

love and happiness in the life you occupy (front) A minor chord of a dream, an untuned key of a life

i wish i could spell beter

You go first

I only Habla in Spanish

Laugh with life, not at life

pardon my french but you're an asshole

All is love

Omg, inbd!

don't hassle me, i'm local

Part of the solution

my mouth always gets me in trouble

EXPRESS YOUR INDIVIDUALITY :Ñ

Say what?

Rock'n Redhead

Be Jealous

YOUYOU SHOULDYOU SHOPYOU SHOULD SHOP URBANYOU SHOULD SHOP URBAN OUTFITTERS

Thas wassup!

can you believe i paid $28 for this?

Ew theres a slug on me

what are you waiting for tomorrow?

THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU CAN'T BUY A THE STORE TRY URBAN PLANETCOM

Thats so Chelsea

Fake it til u make it!

AREA UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Nunya as in nun ya business

I DON'T LOVE YOU BECAUSE I NEED YOU, I NEED YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU

IM TIRED OF LIVING FROM PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK

you ask to be judged

Go green, save owls

oh, these are shoulder blades? i thought they were wings

!m g@ng$t@ bcuz ! typ3 l!k3 th!$

You don't need drugs to be dope!

i shop urban

Rollin' with the homies

you ask to be judged

Open Sundays

ANOTHER STUPID HIPSTER WITH AN IRONIC SHIRT FROM URBAN OUTFITTERS

Got an issue? Get a tissue

Cut your loses! And move on

texty lady

You scream I smile

(FRONT) IRAQ... WHERE I LAY MY GLOCK DOWN (BACK) STOP THE WAR

BEHIND EVERY BUSH THERE'S A TERRORIST

GREEN IS THE NEW BLACK (BACK) GO GREEN

WELCOME TO BIG COUNTRY

I have love for you but I'm not in love with you

IF LIFE IS A WASTE OF TIME AND TIME IS A WASTE OF LIFE... THEN LETS GET WASTED AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES

I'm only wearing this ironically

4GET THE WAR SAVE LINDSAY

JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME -URBAN OUTFITTERS

THEY SAID IT COULDNT BE DOOONE, I GUESS I GOT IT CRACKIN

I GET BORED W GUYS QUICK... I HAVE ADD

EASILY AMUSED - HARDLY IMPRESSED

ONLY DRUNK DIAL WHEN DRUNK. EVERYTHING ELSE IS FALSE ADVERTISEMENT

THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE U DONT LIKE ME. THERE'S A BETTER CHANCE I DONT GIVE A FCUK

I AM THE DREAM U ARE THE DREAMER

I DONT ROCK CRADLES

War doesnt determine who's right. War determines who's left.

live

Do it To it

WITH ALL OF THE THINGS YOU CAN BE IN THE WORLD... BE YOURSELF

What kind of baby is baby bok choy?

Could it be love or am I being blinded by lust?

Im blond, but im not dum

R3TRO. to a point of DISBELIEF. URBAN OUTFITTERS

URBAN OUTFITTERS IS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD

GIVE ME FASHION. GIVE ME URBAN OUTFITTERS.

(bounce chica bow wow)

Your txt is babble, MY txt is SCRABBLE!

chill. Dont kill.

can I borrow your towel, my scooter just hit a water buffalo

Peace is always beautiful

clubbing is for the under aged

Life is an STD

Don't love anything that can't love you back

Lol!!

i am interested

DO ME A FAVOR... KNOCK IT OFF THANK U!

This is my no drama shirt. Don't get it all dirty.

Mother trucker

all you need is love O.U.

Bad Company

CLEAR BODY

S#!T HAPPENS, MOSTLY TO ME SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY

save energy for the sack

I breakdance for robots

Suits suck

I wish i was an indie rock star

a pretty big deal

Just Text It

If i had an air guitar i'd play it

the daddy mac will make you jump, jump

You'd be cute if your face didn't screw it up

Lordy Lordy look who's forty

its not called the walk of shame for nothing

i wish you were normal

I'd rather be at waffle house

The kris kros will make ya jump jump

schemeing squierls

awkward

we should date

monday

thursday is the new friday

The Theo Huxtable Project

Princess ...? You can call me Queen.

Orlando bloom is flawless!

Recycling does a body good

Call on me

It's not a shirt. It's a tank top with sleeves.

i'm rocking a text message shirt!

pass the tissues we all got issues!

does united we stand offend the Legless?

George Bush '08 for president

i'm not easy, i'm hard

revolutinary in training

Eh, you'll do

It's only a mild case

Liv Life or Die Tryin

you make me want to wait

push bush

justified

chickens make me laugh

U O M E A B J

save ferris

no state no date all love no hate

yip cha we love it

hey bro

Say it, don't spray it!

Oh My Gaw Becky

You looked better on myspace

Blink and you'll miss it

i make fire to break the ice

SAVE THE RAVE

There was this octopus and he lived in an igloo

thats what she said

wham! Says wake me up before you go-go

texting is 4 word nerdz

Dont fall off that hobby horse

THE CUTE BOY FROM CAMP LIKES ME

I do what I want!

DONT READ THIS SHIRT CAUSE IT DOESNT SAY ANYTHING COOL

Wild thing, you make my heart sing

u like the front? wait till u see my backside

just say you're reading my shirt

please don't stain this shirt

Secret #1 I wish everyone could be friends with everyone

Lets live for today

love or die

you are beautiful

I may be drunk but im not easy!

Chicks dig my priapism!

GIVE ME FASHION. GIVE ME URBAN OUTFITTERS.

peace and love and cupcakes

Red is the new blonde!

Clover nails, east quogue, NY

Its fun when you're smart, but, it's funny when you're dumb!

i believe in the internet

STOP OBSESSING

S- Obama Mama

HIP HOP IS MORE THAN MUSIC

Felicitous

Enjoy a delicious bologna sandwich

I Kissed the Loch Ness Monster

SOMETIMES IT SEEMS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, BUT I DON'T CARE IM FALLIN FOR YOU

Never Look Back

The cute boy from camp likes me

Nothing Is Real

Spread Joy Not Aids

Textually Active

IDK . . MY BFF JILL?

Rockstars hate me... But they respect me

More Fun Than Communism

THE WORLD IS MINE- WHY DO I WHINE?

wham bam thank u mam

Wow... i know, right

i'm not staring at your butt, i just want to see where your jeans are from

The irrigation association, we make it rain with the hose

More issues than time magazine

all you need is love

im not dead yet!!

my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die

SUITS SUCK

LIFE IS HARD

pie > cake

I don't see any panties on the stage when YOUR band plays!

it ain't no thing but a chicken wing. Whoop whoop.

Holla for the almighty dolla!!

my name's Kelly ... that's right biatch

Lord, beer me strength

also available in sober - patent pending

bea arthur can fuck

save the whales!

we are both wearing this shirt so lets love each other

when all else fails: just toogle

drunk minds speak sober hearts

if ur gonna die, die quietly cuz i dont wanna hear it

Spank you very much honey bunch

Hobosexual

uncontrived

you're beautiful ... And so am i!

i made fiji my beach

i ain't got no money, but i'm rich in personality! A ha!

Emos have more fun... oh, nevermind

That is so right!

You crack me up like an egg

... I so put out

Picked last in gym class

Live to Love

Only Fish in the Sea

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

NOBODY WOULD LOOK AT MY SHIRT ... SO I THREW SOME D'S ON MY CHEST

Haggis

be a rebel..with a cause

I hate those t-shirts that say stuff

Shutup

I PICK AND FLICK MY BOOGERS!

Slap yo mama

be a rebel with a cause

Jk

Wuts Up?

be a rebel... with a cause

use protection

yo adrienne

drop beats not bombs

it was me ;-)

Looking Good Is A Curse

your mom says hi

dont tell harry

looking good is a curse

you can find me in the gym

I have never been to new york

im smiling because i farted :-)

like my brand new I-shirt?

If you're a good boy, I'll be a naughty girl

to be honest with you, im a lier

I'm naked under my UO !

Embracer o' trees

darling, your simply fabulous

my own captain

Picked last in gym class

T-Shirt

How swede it is

SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME

IF U CAN'T LOVE ME AT MY WORST U DON'T DESERVE ME AT MY BEST

I can text faster then i can type

Vacuums Suck Not Life, So Cheer Up Emo Kid

scream like noone can here you

SMILE! YOU'RE WEARING URBAN!

If you like what i look like in this shirt you should see out of it

Please don't interrupt my relentless pursuit of cocktail perfection

T bullshirt

LOST KITTEN. REWARD.

Crowd gathers around Jesus. Jesus makes breakfast.

dont get your fruit in my crab juice

How's life?

I am reptar hear me roar!

Jean-claude van damme or chuck norris?

Hi, im rich

When i grow up, i want to be a cultural icon

I'm hot cause I'm fly, you ain't cause you NOT

bring back barker!

tell me about it, stud

Let them eat cake!

Needs polishing

Everybody has a little detroit in em

TEAM BERTUZZI

→ Hell 2 Tha Nah Hell 2 Tha Yeah ←

tea and biscuits anyone?

I'd rather be $ ballin' $

To Women From God

txt me when u drop th@ 0!

ubarn otutifters

I have xxxray vision

mutha cluck u!

FLOSS. STAY IN SCHOOL. LEARN TO LIKE VEGETABLES.

SEATBELTS ARE FOR PUSSIES

Yo mama so big she has her own website, herspace.com

You saved my life Spiderman!

Cupcakes are the best cakes

Buzz, your girlfriend . . . Woolf!

A True Monet

why follow trends when you make them?

pure fabulousity

hating the hangover

Manatees are Selfish

hell is a hangover

Sometimes I wish I was an indie rock phenomenon

no peeking!

OMG! WTF! WWJD?

WWCND

You love Me

Don't worry . . .I've been with older women before

I COME FROM A PLANE THAT FELL IN THE MOUNTAINS

I'd wrestle with Tressel

make tacos not war !

urban pride

This is my potential text message tshirt

You are hotter than me NOT

Holler if you hear me

Whoop Whoop

Betty Davis has my eyes

Wanna hear my Rebel yell

Heavens to Betsy

Oh for cryin Outloud

i'm probably lying

Sugarbear

I am not my shirt

That is not what she said

free hugs

Dessert - i thought it was double s for double sand, not double scoop

I'm amazing on the swings

She may be plastic, but barbies gymnastic!

alarm clock... wake me up

the real thing

racecar is racecar backwards

SOMETHING GOOD IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Love always

This is what a winner looks like. I didn't win but I bought the shirt anyway.

you know how picky i am about my shoes... and they only go on my feet

Stay Hyphy

scaliwags

whatchu know bout me. Whatchu whatchu know bout me.

Isn't it erotic? Don't chya think?

Sex happens

QUIT LOOKING HERE >

ANSWER LOVE

I like the Bud, because it's Weiser

I'd rather be in Utah

(Front) now hiring (back) applicants must meet all requirements

SO MANY BOOTY CALLS MY CELLY SMELLS LIKE SHIT

product of blank (do not right in name!) tape name in blank to remove for tomorrow's owner

don't worry be happy

cancel my subscription i don't need yovr issues!

gimme an emmy

chicks not dicks!

Hey i'm urban and i like outfits . . . is that so wrong? U. O.

i guess i picked the wrong week to quit amphetimines

Urban Outfitters - the fit that's just right for You

WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT URBAN OUTFITTERS

VIVA LA FASHION

I'm on #7

Im going to see a man about Dog...

i'm not a blogger, i just post a lot

imperfectly perfect by hilary marie

Goonie 4 life... son!

See Ya There

DEMOCRATIZE DEMOCRACY

wipe my butt monkey

Common sense is not that common

distance is for lovers

Nobody wins in a knife fight

60 percent of the time, i work all the time!

Just kidding ... But Seriously

relax and dream of nothing

I'm a beauty queen

CAUTION My date is hot!

The Future Mrs. Adam Soltan ....

Bow chicka wow wow

Jesus loves you, but he's not in love with you

Nobody Likes A Soggy Fritter

From New York to Los Angeles you heard of us we're Scandalous!

Textaholic ... I think I have a problem ...

GNR8TN TXT

Chillax Baby

Humanity, the least humane of them all

SUPPORT BACTERIA! It's the only culture we have left.

you don't text message hook up

WTF?

Is that your aura or are you just happy to see me?

Everything is worse in New Jersey

I CANT AFFORD TO TEXT YOU. I GO TO URBAN.

im bored

I was born on a pirate ship with lots of apples - have a picture of a ship with apples

Throde out the game - picture of an umpire throwing a player out

If ya gonna have it... ya gotta rock it!

That's kerouWACK

the best present ever ME!

I WANT TO BE MADE

Power to the peephole

TXT I'M MAJOR

C.O.L.O.U.R.S

I like mumbling ... I get the point across to myself

Strive to feel infinate

texting is 4 word nerds

It's not rocket surgery for crying outside

IMA LOVER NOT A FIGHTER

Made 2 FIT my style . . . UO Me

don't tease me if you can't please me

There's a ton of the twist but we're fresh out of shout

Maybe the dingo ate my baby

drink your cigarettes and smoke your beer

Let's Fighting Love

Brunettes are smarterer!

text sells

GIRAFFE POLE

Felon's Girlfriend

I piss glitter

yes. I am.

that was nice

glitter makes me grumpy

I want to be a Sedaris

My imaginary friends are so much nicer than you

MORE THAN A MOUTHFUL IS WASTEFUL

Do it to it

I was made in the 80's

Dnt b a h8tr

W.W.B.G.D What would bear grills do?

Life Elevated

In order to cause change you must become and individual

dont stop believin'

because it's your dog

i shower naked

i support med students - with a picture of a stripper and pole

Bombing for peace, is like fucking for virginity

Your blahblah sucks!

no we were not having sex and by sex i mean tea and yes it was hot

Don't be a bum. Buy your own cigarettes.

insert witty message here

i get my love advice from ted bundy

They call me William T Sherman because I'm bringing the fire

wtf, mate?

i almost had a psychic girlfriend once but she left me before we met

pink is the new hate

Loves it!

Got WILL? Obviousy not!!!

U O me a quarter!

Im so cool i can pull off even this text shirt from urban outfitters

could i have my heart back please, i think i left it in your hands

is that the big orange marshmallow shaped like a peanut? do me a favor ... you keep that one

From frat house to white house

What's ur name again...

i'm bootylicious and knockerific!

corner office

say it like you mean it!

gotta have that fartsauce!

Love fashion. Love URBAN OUTFITTERS.

my boyfriend used to be the fat kid

J'adore URBAN OUTFITTERS

Then let's keep dancing

tell your boobs to stop stareing at my eyes

tag me

cool like the other side of the pillow

im so glam i piss glitter

Omg stfu hmmf seriouly

everyone wants to love because its the closest thing we have to magic

know when to stop

teach me the birds and the bees

IF YOU LIKE IT... STEAL IT...

Life's a garden, dig it

IT'S ALL FUN TILL YOUR HUSBAND FINDS OUT

KICK ROCKS

diamonds are forever bitch

Easy there, tiger

I wrestle with badgers

Please donate 2 the needy, my daddy?$ broke w/ a cute pocket 2 toss the money in!

I pooted

got text messaging

UO FTW!

what can i say... i did discover atlantis

UO ... the significance is deeper than what you wear, it's how u represent

UO, to personify my individuality through my statement of clothing

hello world

i saw you first

brush that dirt off your shoulder

At least We're winning the war on the environment

if u gonna do it... do it big baby

I MAKE THE DEMANDS. IM A POPULAR DEMAND LADY!

Where am I?

when in doubt shop URBAN OUTFITTERS

I have never been to New York I heart New York

Vegans have more fun

SUPER CALA FRAGA LISTIC ESPOLA FLYYNESS

Looking Good Is A Curse

RIZE ABOVE REJECTION

KICK ROCKS

without URBAN OUTFITTES where would I shop?

When im down I SHOP. I SHOP URBAN OUTFITTERS ..... picks me up everytime

live your life

i love bob ross

make mediocre choices

hit it and admit it

R3TRO . CHIC . MOD ... WHATEVER YOU WANT WE HAVE URBAN OUTFITTERS

I wish my shirt was as cool as your face

you just lost our staring contest

My hall pass ruined my marriage

yeah i shop @ urban outfitters jealous?

I LL DATE LOHAN

i dont need to reach for the stars. I am one.

You just lost the game

Maneater

I live an Urban life, its just the way im Outfitted

I didn't choose rock baby, rock chose me

UO stole my heart

Yes

Nickel Dime Twenty

i can only have so much compassion im not jesus

san francisco, we put the gay in gangsta

laughing on the inside

You can only embarrass yourself

No dramas

love's a lot like chicken The bad relationships just taste like it

BLOOP!

I get good reviews

Text is the new voice

in the chicken shack, we let our eggs CRACK!

Why buy pizza when you could buy weedza?

Im not slow, i just look like this

so close yet so far

(_)(_)

K is for potassium

Your txt msg here

Real mature

The drummer looks kinda scary No he's a vegan

Anything war can do peace can do better

looken rich, talken cheap

It's not stalking until someone gets hurt

Make tea not war!

be part of the solution not the polution Stop global warming

üüC===B

david lynch ate my baby

Don't give up searching for the good in people

illegitimate child of a rock star coalition

my best friend went to urban outfitters all day and all she got me was this shirt

Damn, girl How'd you get all dat in dem jeans?

Urban Outfitters FTW

I DONT DENY IM PRETTY…

just trash it

SOFA KING HOT

Beauty Inside

txt msg rvltn: no, you cannot buy a vowel

I am

You just wait and see Soon everyone will be wearing this

ashton's my dad too

Save the dying art better known as HIPHOP

(on the front of a tshirt) F_CK (on the back of the tshirt) all i need is U

Make me

Mass producing crack

not everyone gets a trophy

go big or go home

I don't need your civil war

that's so raven

GO URBAN

Love is my antiwar

High on n rage

get in shape, girl

Poochie for girls!

I wish I knew how to queet ya

Nobody's perfekt

i love hiero, i know i'm fly bro!

It's a Choir Thing

a solid circle with the word, square? :)

The best is done by me

And hell yea im the mutha fu@!#in princess

Massachusetts is for moshing

The price of this shirt does not equal my selfworth

Shhh Hip Hop is sleeping

Purely Textual

chill'ax

My boyfriend makes ur boyfriend look like french toast

im too urban for my shirt

dime piece

nice day for a revolution

Dont hate me cause you ain't me

Omg, wtf?

I put the P in party, literally

Spank you very much sir mr Robato

screw me if im wrong but have we met?

blaze it

westsider rider

for guys: h is for habib For ladies: H is for habibti

Your blahblah sucks!

i didn't do it

if you can end your day dancing, you can't complain

I'M NOT A WOUNDED GAZELLE

Saucy minx

Glam Check

Oh dipu mad

beat it

Do you have a nail clipper?

Kelly Bundy is my hero

No one likes a prude

Stop looking at me!!!

Keep embarrassing yourself, your doing a great job!

if you want to make beautiful music you must play the black and white notes together

Congratulations You can read

Animal crackers don't taste as good if you try to enjoy them

Everyday is beautiful, it just depends on how you spend it

lets go to candy mountain

Happiness gives me heartburn

SAY WHAT?

What's one more?

Your chances aren't slim They're anorexic

Release The Peace

Your blahblah sucks!

U are a L 7 if u don't shop at urban outfitters

Am I being Punked?

Self Love Self Preservation

Don't know what u want? Want what u don't know

Real Friends dont let friends text and drive

if you were a 2 by 4, i'd nail you

With this disguise on, i only look like another nager

I STALK BECAUSE I CARE

I paid $182 per word for you to read this tshirt

real friends dont let friends text and drive

All things being equal, the simplest solution tends to be the best one

Stop war / stop pollution '08

What you know about that?

your my mine squeeze

Seatbelts are for Winners

Pet me im good looking

you cant tell me nothing

NOTHING TO SAY

DON'T ASK ME

yl u wr so bz txt msgn to yr gfs i stole your bf Lol! Thx, he's ht

don't threaten me with a good time

bounce chica bow wow!

just because your boyfriend stares doesnt mean you have to!

TGIMFF

Bite me

extra cwumbs

Ugh sher always late it is so annoying

Same shit, different toilet

Maybe the dingo ate your baby?!

really? i'm French

Maybe the dingo ate your baby?!

Clean and crazy is the new it thing

I'm not a plastic bag

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride

Your boss is a Jewish carpenter, my boss is Tony Danza

I sniff markers

prime real estate

green looks good on everyone

Urban without the Legend

so crispy (with a pan of rice krispy treats below it)

Does this shirt make me look phat? GOOD!

Do what you love and f@?* the rest

nUbar rOtterstufi

I LOVE YER GUTS

Your ignorance is bliss

get a job, buy a ticket, and make a difference

Your boyfriend liked me first!

I'm in love with a rockstar

What's going on?

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!

I'M NOT GAY Ok Maybe just a little

i dig ur boys style but I LOVE your profile

I am wearing the first shirt I tried on this morning Impressed?

if you have one, you are one

I rarely say no

slogan s are so last year

OVER AND UNDER

is this stickybuns69?

Homie

there are Blank days left until my birthday

I thought what happens in Cancun stays in Cancun? Well this tshirt didn't and alot happened in it! =)

Need 2 cash check when i get home i have no money

Pluralizing Rhomus Rule: Like the word deer Ex: Look a deer Look many deer Look a rhombus! Look many Rhombus!

Reach up like your grabbing dollar bills from a strippers underwear

Will you get me drunk tonite?

l8tr g8tr!

If ur old u cant read this shirt lol

who wants a fruit salad with just melons?

i'll make you love me again

Stoned on love

X Marked for love X

don't threaten me with a good time

I'm copacetic

Life in a vacuum sucks

power to the peaceful

harryolic

test

provocative nonsense

hey bitch

jealousy is a sickness, i hope u feel better

U R A QT ; -)

U make me :)

I like ur boys style ... BUT I love ur profile

All Richards are Dicks

MOST LIKELY TO DRANK

"Don't F-ck with Jesus." then a picture of jesus with a shotgun

Huh? oh sorry i didnt hear you, im too busy being gnarly!

don't hate me bcuz I'm beautiful ... hate me bcuz your boyfriend told ME that I am

watcha doin with that tiger?

love u, mean it!

Posh spice is my idol

wtf, mate?

I dig chicks that dig chicks

seriously?

I dig girls that dig girls

"Well slung" with a picture of a revolver in the corner. (GUNSLINGER)

Brunettes, the best a man can get

I SET MYSELF ON FIRE BECAUSE I HEARD THAT LOVE WAS WARM

Im so niav

I bring my A game

This is a t-shirt with a text message on it

omg wat happnd last nite???

Herpes does NOT stay in Vegas

Having a wine moment

no commitment required

steady rollin' woman

Everybody has a t shirt line. My grandmother's goldfish has a t shirt line.

my other girlfriend is a super model

take notes

Live in Love

it's not me, it's you

Better to have a pinata without the party, then to have a party without the pinata

"walk it out" (grandma with a cane!)

F' Black Sabbath, Listen to Guns N' Roses

i love asian guys (written in chinese)

Mr. Rogers is my make believe grandpa

They taught me abstinence in school, and all i got was a lousy std

god may be love but harry potter is the hotness

Mama cooked a breakfast with no hog

I'm thinking about buying a boat

There are sober people in africa

Random Slogan

property of "insert girlfriend name" est. "insert year"

Stay Hyphy

I hate children

osama loves your suv

All the cool kids party in london

Fresh as they come

Make me your homepage

Laundry Day

La vita e bella

Let's make it happen, captain

THEIR'S GLITTER IN MY VEINS

evil

I'm Baked

what's up my ninja?

my shoes rule .... Your shoes suck : )

i like ur moves

i go gaga for balenciaga

oh hell no!

the things you do for free stuff!!

spice girls reunion tour 2007

be there or be SQUARE

Raise your hand if you're dating a Jersey Girl ... Raise your standards if you're not

urban outfitters: cooler than rehab

I walk around like i got an s on my chest

IT Guy: Read before you procede

WWBD - WHAT WOULD BRITNEY DO?

Thought you wouldn't know that one guv'nor

I was wrong about Snape

james bond was a virgin

dont panic its organic

Call me Ishmael

what would Bear Grylls do?

Why not me?

l'm right here

whats better than a white t. shirt?

I'm wearing your underwear

i love being an asshole

My favorite color is clear

SNAPS FOR URBAN!

The 1 and only princess shae is sending you a text. You should be thankful!

Fart face

master, master, the brake is on the wheelchair!

Sorry no boobs here buddy. Try the person to my left.

Your myspace page gave me a seizure

tan isnt just a skin color, its a lifestyle

Better to have come out the attic than the basement

give the world a chance

do work

MY PH0N3 SAVES YOUR TR33S

whats a dick for?

London's calling

Rock the Casbah

on a scale of 1 to awesome, i'm the shit

Hey! What u lookin @?

Rapper surplus

life, liberty and the pursuit of a rap career

snapper

Shopgirl Fien

Make Yo Mind

The only thing hotter than me is the sun but on a good day I have it by a few degrees

Paris who ?

american fob!

Pimpin aint easy. I just look good at it.

Dumbledork

low-down pls

Holla Holla 4 a dolla

someone give me a band aid, 'cause I'm cut!

I hate sentence T-shirts

status whore

urban Outfitters - for the Turkish market -

Your mother never saw the irony in calling you a son of a b_?

You can't be old and wise if you're never young and crazy

Obviously u dont know who I am

fa$hion $peaks 8-). louder then word$ ...

i am rich everything in my house is gold and i have a pony

You can't be old and wise if you're never young and crazy

Ay Bay Bay

read this if youre into me

status whore

Voodo Child

I'm smoking

heavens not a place that you go when you die its that moment in life when you actually feel alive

im hoping this ends up on a shirt so i win the 500 dollar urban gift card

im not a plastic shirt

Backstitching is Cool

Weapon of mass seduction

i think im allergic to this shirt. Quick, help undress me!

next week forever 21 will start copying this shirt

you say tamatoe, I say takila

save gas ride my cock

shirts are over-rated

one day im going to change the world

i think i'm too good at playing hard to get ... cuz i don't get any

raccoons kill people

GOT RICE?

defeat racism: marry me

Fuck mike, got coke?

run away with me

ladies love the jmmy jam

pedro doesn't have anything on Hellen Keller

Hellen Keller says I'm hot

I make it rain

The time is now

I'm fresh ta death like clothes on a corpse

Stop genocide! Save darfur!

People should pay me to look this good drugs are bad ummkay

your not in my league (your ugly)

Love is one of those four letter words dad told me not to use

I like girls who like girls I would hav been your dad but the dog beat me up the stairs

Urban Life IS Overrated

I don't have enough thumbs for texting and videogames

i'm pretty good at most things

ur so not whats up *Princess Noelle*

Is that really what she said?

urban outfitters dresses all the bomb princessses!

Your Stupid

I WIN. YOU LOSE. . . HAHA

txt me l8r

look up... Watch time fly

CHECK THE YELLOW PAGES UNDER "PIMP"

i rock, you rock, we all rock for iraq!

sux 2 b u

my four-eyed, freckled, red-head is cuter than yours

OPEN YOUR MIND AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH

don't live to eat... eat to live!!

Two words that loose all the feeling when translated hola! And fuck you!

your face is the new black

PARDON MY FRENCH I AM A PARISIAN

oh snap

Hey baby, wanna play lion? You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

i'm still waiting for my hogwarts letter

This shirt just made me cooler than you... I now got some street cred

my outfitter is now an urban shirt

hanky panky

boom chica boom boom

You're the strangest person I ever met. And he said 'you too' and we decided we'd know each other a long time.

Party like it's 2012

PIRATES GET TWO KINDS OF BOOTY

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta

live every day like its shark week

you're the boss, applesauce

i buy in bulk

urban outfitters now. No work later.

Hi, i come to fix your style

WTF (on the front) BRB (on the back)

fa$hion $peaks 8-). louder then word$ ...

Make porn not war

"BFUYGOWMBF" (Best friend until you go out with my boyfriend)

is it hot in here? Or is it just global warming.

THIS SHIRT IS A WINNER

Lost Kid, Take Me Home!

my plain white t

shirt happens

same shirt. different day.

i want to text you up

think thoughts

Facebook photo shoot commence

you're welcome

your ad here

time

Hibitual Line Crosser

give peace a chance, give onions a try

sketch bomb dot com

Hravrad Uinervtisy

cats rule dogs drool

Be a reader, not a breeder

Don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation

FLAM BOASTING!

freshman is hot ... lol

If tattoos was muscles i'd be impressed ...

I AM SO HIGH... ON URBAN OUTFITTERS

i went to hell and all i got was this stupid shirt

Bisexuals are indecisive

I am a very beautiful man

Baby I'm a Keeper!

The real war will never get in the books

Never a dull moment

Varsity knitting

I can

Never mind where I got this shirt

Shirt First

text nerdy to me

I Don't have a God complex. You have a simple God.

I AM DRESSED AND OUT OF BED -- WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

love is friendship on fire

You know you want to

fascism is the new democracy

Hug a cactus ... It hurts less than love

Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe

Guys are like public restrooms ... Either taken or full of crap

Is it happy hour yet?

Sleep is for the weak

peas out, carrots in

Do you have a band-aid? Because I just fell for you.

can you say happy hour?

Do you do karate? Cuz you are kicken!

WHO LIKES TACOS?

I'm like milk ... I'll do your body good

pillow talk is extra

Lets make like fabric softener and snuggle

gr8 2 c u @ z party!

Monkey - faced little rumpots are awesome

Did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away!

Drunk Happens

I may not be fred flintstone, but I can make your bed rock

What you know about that?

Lifes up for interpretation

I'm SO --- O L.A.

a wise girl kisses but doesnt love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left

Blonde moment .. What is walmart? Do they like sell wall stuff there?

Beauty recieves attention. But personality captures the heart

If drama were beer, you would be completely wasted

How you doin?

LOL WTF BRB ROFL TTYL U.O.??? Urban Outfitters

Smile if you want to sleep with me

Get out of my grill. You weren't invited to any barbecue.

milk was a bad choice

Odd Bodkins!

WoRD jIgga

Yesterdays news

Put out or get out!

Happiness is a disco light

Insert catchy slogan here...

i thought it was kinda creepy, but i did it anyways

whatever's whatever kid

The four pillars of truth

my mommy told me to

L8R G8R

Love is the Answer

Urban outfitters of the Urban jungle

clear eyes, (the eye drops), for the wannabe straight guys

Minty fresh

will you take me to be your faithfull txt msg lover, through bad vacations and boring office meetings, through low signal and high prices, till low battery do us part?

if heartaches were wine, id be drunk all the time

Hola

C U L8R

too tired. Cant come.

Jon Stewart for President

KISSES FOR MY BITCHS

(there will be a picture of a club sandwich) "club seals not sandwiches" or "save a sandwich, club a seal"

Evil Henchman #37

"oh hay" or "c'est Juicay!"

never play leapfrog with a unicorn

i went to urban outfitters and i got piimped out!

Make Tacos Not War

Its all so possible

resistance is futile

Rachael (Ray) is my homegirl

on the front- curiosity killed the cat. on the back- but satisfaction brought it back.

rural infitters. where all the cool hicks be at

You Don't Know Me Like THAT!

OMG, IDK, My BFF Jill?

Seven words left aligned on a shirt

thank you for shopping

TOWANDA! D a n i

I've got a Secret of my own

Cooler than the other side of the pillow

MAJOR

I'd buy a t-shirt that says "MAJOR" for our new Brit girl ... Beckham

my space is a lot of freagin work

I love you

Looking cool everyday doesn't mean you're doing something with your life

Books, not bombs

Uncle Dick was President for 3 whole hours, and he forgot to start a war!

graffiti is art

walkin's for weekdays

Let me show you my Secret ...

Why me?

Txt drty 2 me

FRIENDS DON'T THROW FRIENDS UNDER BUSES

Par' like a rockstar!

less than three

stop staring at my ink

Can't pay attention in class. Too busy texting.

mind your stinky

Black chicks rock. Right on!

paul simone

licious

voltron

LMBO at U

S GRN 4eva

Graduated, but still riding the bus

Try Me

Your lips look quite lonely. May I keep them company?

i'm in love with a boy from illinois!

This is Sparta !

u r NOT the father!

wing it!

VO: is fashion in fast forward

africa is NOT a country

pump your brakes

Hugs not thugs

Beat it, b4 u get TREAT-ED!

You've got all the equipment, you just need to read the manual!

Summer is so last season

If ur goin to pay for anything u mite as well pay to look good

this shirt is ironic

He's a loser, and that makes me happy

I'm not saying i'm cool, i'm just saying i'm cooler than you

are you free ?

party like a rockstar

your mom rides a Vespa

Stud Muffin

life is simple, people make it hard

Democrats are sexy. Who ever heard of a good piece of elephant?

i like chickens

Mojitos, Mo' Problems

i know autism and trust me its not like rainman

MA-MOO-SEY, MA-MOO-SA, MAMA-KOOSA

It's trivial

if you talk the talk ..... you've got to walk too

BURRITOS SAVE LIVES

Its always peachy in Georgia

I am my own dopple ganger

HOTTER THAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Big Shots are a Big waste of time

upsidedown blue umbrellas with rain falling in them

Don't even tell me you have crabs

Adopt children, not styles

Food has replaced sex in my life. Now i cant even get into my own pants.

where would I be without without my tree?

I'll take two

are you trying to seduce me?

music is LIFE

FUTURE SERIAL MOM

What you like reading me? thats what i thought. and U. knO.w this

Save the Humans

I Hated Bush Before It Was Cool

eat my sprinkles

HONK! if your about to run me over

A billboard saying ""your name here

jesus I the reason for the season!!!

If You were gas in my butt I would never fart for fear of losing you, cause your the shit!

The key to my heart is like a combination lock. Once you find the right combination ... you can spin my dial all night!!!!

Online dating addict

this is my clean shirt

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'!

Text message break-up?

captain creepy

BOO YOU! GO ME!

Last time i poked a chick was on facebook

I love my filipino wife

i make bad decisions

i like it like that

i had a really great summer.. I went to the beach.. (and on the back it will say) .. Once

Cool kids belong together

that hansel is so hot right now

... CRACK!?

pink is red

life's a garden. Dig it.

DO WORK SON

Meat? No thanks

robots ... its only a matter of time

Just give me your credit card dad

your girlfriend bought me this shirt

music is the color

i want an explanation

Julie has fleas

Lesbians rule!

that's what he/she said

I met her before I was a big deal

my parents sent me 2 art school and this is what i made

Once you go ASIAN, you'll always be CRAVIN'!

Flat things take up less room than things that aren't flat

love is like an elevator, it has a weight limit

Eat your heart out

brilliant

Co-Founder of the original PEN 15 club

I came to get down

Don't touch my stash. My moustache.

a picture is worth a thousand words. this shirt is worth seven. it was a cheap shirt.

i wish this shirt had a werewolf on it

BRINGETH THE ROCK!

I dont know if you've heard but I am kind of a big deal!

MY GIRLFRIEND WENT TO URBAN OUTFITTERS AND ALL I GOT WAS A STUPID SHIRT WITH WRITING ON IT

since when is paris a person?

you are one awesome possum

Wana have text?

NOT LUCKY 2 HAVE MONEY, MONEY IZ LUCKY 2 HAVE ME

Reclaim the Flag

98% of ns are bringin sexy back but im the 2% that sexy never left

I facebooked your mom last night

UO ME

caliber

ever heard of an australian kiss? its like a french kiss ..... only down under

I MAKE IT RAIN

OBSESSION

stop looking at my boobs!

Shizzle Shizzle Shizzle Shizzle ... Meaning for shizzle

SOMEWHERE IN MY HEAD IT GOES, "MAKE IT DIRTY"

Siam what I am!

i wish this t-shirt was tighter

im hot and i dnt mean temperature wise

Shut Your Mouth When You're Talkin' To Me!

I learned to play Guitar Hero to impress girls

you cant just throw product at a problem

This is not my life, or maybe it is?

Ghostride the pirateship

THIS IS NOT MY LIFE, OR MAYBE IT IS?

Your my plan b

Lol. Love you babycakes.

This is my only clean shirt

No! Dont call me. I'll text you...

in soviet russia t shirt wears you!

Exuding classiness since 1981

Save it for 2012

c'est what?

god damn it, you've got to be kind

LISTEN TO YOUR HEART, WHEN HES CALLING FOR YOU. BUT DONT PICK UP THE PHONE CUZ U DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM ANYWAY

if it ain't tight it ain't right

Professional victory dancer

SUBJECT TO BLACKOUT

im pretty bomb

nice shirt, take it off

sometimes I get the feeling to work, so I lay down until the feeling goes away

cool kid

I hate my job!

Jersey girls aren't trash ... (on front) because trash gets picked up! (On back)

cause I like to party

ROC CITY -the original 716-

l'm tall in japan

SHLURPEE

the city was a fist, i lived on its wrist

I run from drama

Jumping into the rainbow ... looking thru they sky

Damn it feels good to be a gangster

SHUT yer cup and dance

i like to move it move it

my other girlfriend's your mom

bow chicka wah wah

beauty has no bounds

What'd you say?

Outsource this!

jewish pony

Grawesome! (great - awesome)

KEEPIN IT "ER-BEN" !

Can i get a order of excitement?

No Habla Broke

MORE ART. LESS WAR.

Girls chill ... Guys pay the bills

Entertain me

Bacon is a Vegetable

Its not my hair, its my PERSONA

Your Urban. But you cant Outfit me

You have beautiful eyes. Can i touch them?

rodham: electile dysfunction

P3@C3 ¨N €@RTH

please chew gum before stepping any closer

pool parties to pill parties

Take it sleazy

Pool parties to pool parties

I am old enough to remember when MTV played music

ok just hold ur face! Im trying to take all this in!

I'M SO MODERN, I HATE EVERYTHING

This'll only hurt for a second

Diety !

Good times ... Good times

Let's Get Hassel hoffed!

We are all different. Embrace it! Don't erase it!

Sarcasm is just one more service that I offer

i never laugh out loud, i just type "lol"

Friends don't let friends eat fast food

you are such a cow

I was abducted and probed by aliens and all I got was this stupid shirt

STRAWS ARE FOR SUCKERS

Get to gettin!

A kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid

YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME AND I DIDNT BELIEVE YOU, SO YOU BOUGHT ME THIS SHIRT TO PROVE YOUR LOVE AND BECAUSE YOU THINK ITS CUTE THAT IT HAS A HEART IN

My boyfriend is a nerd :p

My eyes are up here (with and an arrow pointing upward)

i have an unhealthy obsession with Hello Kitty

fo sho yo

im the cause of global warming

cheer up emo kid

Binomiaal expander

I have a NO MUSICIANS rule, but i still welcome serenades

Hi, thanks for reading my shirt

If you can't say anything nice about anyone ... come sit next to me

peace love and sand between my toes

sunshine in my hair sand between my toes waves crashing in the distance

go suck a cows utters

whats up vanilla face?

erin go braugh - less!

shit happens ... when you party naked

I did what last night?

give peas a chance

that's some baby-back bullshit

i'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomooorow

Rock out with your wand out Harry!

I don't know where I'm going but I know I'm going somewhere

i am nervous and picturing you naked

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune cookies

sub-optimal carbon footprint

Love is only a feeling (anyway)

deed i do

My daughter and my money goes to Urban Outfitters

LIFE IS WAR

ROLLERBLADES

MEOW

if that was what i wanted you would have known by now ;)*

You could'nt get far

Don't hate me because I'm fat, hate me because the food's gone

Think Environmental

This is what FRESH looks like

it's my sexy body i do what i want

I'll be whatever i wanna do

thats a cancellation!

friends dont let friends text drunk

If you can read this I'm probably not naked ... YET!

I'm not a plastic t-shirt

um later - man?

kiss me im a red-head!

GET IT GET IT

A txt msg shirt is a fashion faux pas

The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night

The hottest girl you're friends with

why do you care what my shirt says??

Middle Class White Guy

Urban Outfitters - Outfitting Urban People for a Really Long Time Now

I've got some dirt on you

Loosen Up

if you're not into the letters y,o,a and e... Text me

Harry Potter's over - now what the hell am i gonna do?

Suck it

You give me butterflies

like gentle oil spread upon the raging sea, the calm will flow outward and outward

sorry, but i must poop!

I didn't get the memo about my head being that big...

GIRLS ARE CONFUSED

Fighting for Peace is like Fucking for Virginity

I'm the best party you'll ever go to

You have been banned from texting this person, sorry for the inconvenience

Prototypical non conformist

are you staring at this?

NOT COOL AMONG MEN WHO WEAR PINK

my mascara runs faster than you

DON'T MINGLE WITH MY MANGLE

It ain't a party till somebody gets naked

Txt me ;)

Can't stop the 90s

THE POWER OF COOLNESS

a reasonable person

everywhere you go - there you are

YOU'RE STILL HERE...?

Didn't care then, don't care now

cheese please

i bet ur parents told u that u were smart too

Lol isnt funny

No free advertisement here

you better get with it or get lost!

Mediocrity is the killer

peace sign

don't let 'em bring you down

bam chicka wah wah!

don't worry i'm not looking at you... I'm looking at the person next to you

Fo Sho

Hi, I'm an astronaunt and my next mission is to explore Uranus

I'm not looking at you....i'm looking at the person next to you

"No" your rights

spicy!

bubble yum keeps it poppin

Oprah is my homegirl!

Harry potter can stick his wand in my chamber of secrets

quit staring at my man boobs

it's true

DOPE

stay who you are

nice shirt

I rock this

I am an essential to this

This rocks because i rock

Blame Canada

sois beau et tais-toi

I was a hottie in a past life

This ain't no dress rehearsal

is "outfitting" an actual job?

I'd like to tie one on, while I take one off

wtf

love equals happiness

I need a job with benefits

whistle whistle

i love tha haters!!

CHOOSE LIFE

GOTCHA!!

I just got the horoscope post card lol it made me laugh i always pictured spending my summer diving elbow first into a rainstorm of vomit

tle boys

save the birds and the bees

Give me a high - five

That is so jebus

Its my birthday i can drink if i want to!

I love chewing gum

arizona state university, we're hotter than you

that's what she said

Under the lights is where the party goes down

this is why we can't have nice things

only the essential tools

I hate when people don't recognize me

infographic of NYC subway system

I'm just living the dream

are you sure you want to eat that

Stop collaberate and listen

Quitcha bitchin'

If you can get a brain freeze, can you also get a brain hot?

The only thing I won't do in bed is my hair

Mr. Mathews is allergic to nuts

160 characters of pure sex when I txt

STOKED

pure sex everytime I txt

free hugs

I work to live... Not live to work

When Im Good Im really good Then I Go to Urban Outfitters

I hope I win this contest!

acid wash

everyone loves a cajun girl

Grace kelley

Urban outfitters sucks

vegan

bloupho

Peace Easy

I need more sleep

Vacuums Suck

my name.... alii star A.J.A Baby

DALE CON ESLOW MOTION

Terrible person (not me, you jerk)

boys suck

I may have been born yesterday, but I've been up all night

I SMELL COLORS

Life's A Party And You're Not Invited!

I am what Willis was talking about

flant it

proud girlfriend of the drummer

i text too much

COOL KID

She didn't say that

FREE HIGH FIVES

Love isn't enough. Its too much and its not enough.

Heres to us

you would

Laced with Lacey

Word

the world is on drugs

i would rather lose a lover than love a loser

I used to know that girl

My boyfriend has a girlfriend

why do i always get stuck with the ugly pictures on facebook?

girls are beaches

On the front "get loose" on the back "get knowledge"

its a tit bit nippley outside breast we go inside

Rockstars fear me

the best secrets are silent

voldemort dies

Ms. Banks

my panties ran away at his bestfriends house. Ms. Banks

Its my world... Your just drinking in it!

love is all we need

post modern dream

Franchise me cap'n!

Youre killing me Smalls!

In Love

my dog likes this shirt

I'll boggle your mind and bedoozle your booty!

this is my cool shirt

I want to see on a is trees an colors

keep it on a leash

Don't dip your carrot in the no no salad

I Want A Gyro

CULT HERO

STOP LOOKING AT MY CHEST

Diamonds are a man's best friend ;o)

embrace the curves

what r u lookin at... VOGUE

what do u want to c on this URBN ?

Girlfriends share everything except boyfriends

My life is better than yours

UNITY form rick james

BE U

A fair fowl makes for foul fare

I'd rather be track - and - fielding

I hate this shirt

*me*

accessorize with care

Your team sucks

BLOG THIS

Life is sweet, when U get what U want

MY OTHER SHIRT IS FUNNY

i won the contest ü Cynthia

What? That was your Dog?

Digg it?

love is a dangerous angel

Dont worry about it!

Como se dice wtf en espanol? Alison

You Me = (Insert Here)

Start thinking before it becomes illegal

GEM and her all girl crew rocking ou!

Pass gas not blame

Quit looking at my chest

Play hard. Live well.

may the schwartz be with you!

quit sextn me

i past thuh calefornya puhblik skool lidderasy ekzam!

will u be my umbrella?

live fast / die young / and leave a good lookin' corpse behind

Kisses aren't food (picture of french fries on the back of the shirt)

boys will be boys

Families that eat together .... stay together

QUIT STARING AT MY BOOBS

That's what she said

There's no place like home

your mother's chest hair

Take me to your prom

Life's a Blast

I'M NOT A PLASTIC BAG, BUT MY BOOBS ARE!

Worship the booty! AGMc

Weiner dog sucks big time

Pass Gas not blame

im so krisping

I have more secrets than Clay Aiken

I wish my lawn was emo so it'd cut itself!

Hooray for Height

be water

Ive got laser eyes, and i know what Youre thinking

If you look down, you might see me texting under my desk

win a date with me if you save the world

The way I are

My boyfriend saves the country, i ll save the beer

you cawl me, i do it

I'm ballin outta control

I adore you! ?Çhe?§*ü

You're not a slut ... you're just sexually social

go get that cow!

bring back the "YO"

i dont do drugs. I am drugs.

break dance not hearts

MiPhone HAS A TEXTUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE

Have u heard about the new paint called blonde? Its not very bright but it spreads real easy.

Spoiler to Harry Potter: Hermione is a dude!

boom goes the dynamite

IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?

Orange you glad you went to a tanning bed?

god created liqour to keep the irish from taking over the world

Busta move!

purpose?

doin' it bloggie style

if you really want to save the rain forest, stop buying toilet paper and wipe your ass with cement

there is no "i" in orgasm

Hip Hop in its Essence and Realness

Is It Because We Didn't Make Out?

Urban Outfitters: Opening the Door to Liberals Everywhere

do evil if its work 4 u!

my karma ran over your dogma

tuIips on my organ

I was with stupid, but then i got lost

ITS not what you eat its how you eat it k

at 11:11 i wish for you

Mark It Down Suzanne

filthy rich is dirty money k

Can I get may face back? (Front) Thanks (back)

sistes of the missionary position propesty of k

Get off of me!

I'm a whore for Dumbledore

REcreation is not a gym class k

I have a PHD

chale!!

My girlfriend can't wrestle but you should see her box

Did you get my message?

Yes I know they're nice please stop staring at my boobs

IM NOT SHALLOW. I JUST HAVE HIGH STANDARDS.

Bienvenido!

Does this shirt make me look clever?

Key Lime Pie

it's ALL happening ...

lousy

WTF?! its on like donkey kong!

too sexy for this shirt

Everything is going to be A-Okay

so presh!

FU T9

i'd prefer in a tree ..... Well that'd be rough : )

Glamour is the new religion

ith

YES to Chlamydia. NO to Britney Spears.

The models are angry. Because theyre hungry

I think I can I think I can (with a picture of the little engine that could)

i survived my mothers menopause

I Hard You

i payed $400 for an abortion and all i got was this lousy t shirt

bartender

the lovers are peaceful, the haters make war

don't let my tshirt intimidate you

Don't drink the hatorade

Close Enough

urban outfitters : better than drugs

we all have nipples

the only thing better than buying mass produced vintage clothing is weed

No hugs for litter bugs

Dan, Danny, Daniel .... whatever

a e i o u... Why?

A tshirt that says i need my money on the front And the back says if u dont give it its your a$$

All strippers love my pole

bow chicka wow wow

Unicorns don't need clothes

Someone at urban outfitters loves me!

I'm all about me right now

Been There Done That

If you can't say it on your graphic , don't say anything at all

Im not wearing gold spandex pants

I wear this t-shirt at night

forget yesterday, don't worry about tomorrow, enjoy today!

Front: Tell someone who cares. Back: Like your mother.

comment allez-vous?

Alchmey is a lost art...

Pirates get two kinds of BOOTY

be the change the world needs

Front: Do you know my friend Jimmy ... Back: Crack Corn and I don't care?

Your heart is my mystery

YOU WISH YOU HAVE A LIKE THIS

GREEKS - The only thing stonger than our sisterhood - IS OUR DRINKS!

forward this message or die!!

I'm like wu-tang. I'll be here forever

Im probably the coolest person you will meet

St4y gld

A little Wasabi makes everything better

Yes I know I'm white. Your point?

You put the stud in study

isn't the grand canyon just gorges?

I like fake boobs

i dont know karate but i know crazy!

the rhythem. The rebel

what you see is what you get

Tell your girlfriend I like her mustache

Zippers are for losers, Button up!

so whats the speed of dark?

You gotta realize!

Music equals love

I cant wait to fall in love with you

dork

The sun never sets on planet cool

Learn from your parents' mistake; use birth control

I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING I FORGOT TO BUY ... NO, REALLY!

SINGLE ON THE WEEKENDS

98% Human

i got fired on my day off

i'm too creative to wear creative shirts

I am out there ... somewhere

megan x 2 mike sorita jen and victoria rule

Game Over Man! (Picture of Bill Paxton from Aliens)

GLITTER IS THE HERPES OF CRAFT SUPPLIES

I'm not retro, I'm Canadian

i like it when u use both thmbs

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME THIS LONG

If I had a ciggarette for everytime my boy/girl friend stressed me out, I'd have lung cancer

OH POOPY WE'RE IN A PICKLE' - SHARON

Large waves, Lazy days, Beach babes ...

Just write me a Missed Connection

Hey you! Why are you reading my shirt? ... So do you like what you see? ... I know you do if you're still reading this.

Boom. Whats onomatopoeia?

I'm textually active

slippery when wet

Stuck in t-shirt machine, please send midgets

i don't drunk dial. i tipsy txt

When i chirp shawty chirp back

Hai faive . . . I laike u ( Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Our Glorious Nation )

This noise is in no way a manifesto

I could have made this at home

like omgz yer hella hot

I HATE MYSPACE ALLITERATION NAMES

Kiss Me I'm Contagious

Attention Coroner: Please try CPR one more time

PLEASE DON'T SHOOT

psssh. earth to stargazer .. I'm alive, I repeat, I'M ALIVE

i keep my exits wide

This IS where i parked my car

UNDER CONTROL

CODEPENDENT

lets talk about -------, baby

GRAFFITI LAMENTS L.A.

are you kidding? i am urban outfitters

RAP ABOUT REVOLUTION

rollin up a blunt thinkin about my next dollar

BLOW YOUR MIND

For a good time read this text

THIRD IMPRESSION

I wish you were gay

SUPREME AUTHORITY

i heart UO

POISONOUS LIKE VENOM

On the front 'urban outfitters t shirt' on the back 'the secret's out!'

FRESH TA DEATH

Dont hate me because your ugly

Mine Are Real

WHAT BABY WANTS BABY GETS

GOODNESS!

BRUTAL

That is MAAAAYJAAAH!

A ROCK THAT MOVES AT NIGHT

forget about introductions. Just tell me if you have a myspace.

glamour is the new religion

wtf

i wanna fly in circles around you

I USED TO HAVE A SIX PACK

religion gets distorted through existence faith is the root of my inheritance

RoCk . StArS . PaRt . OnE

you know i only did this to get me some leopard print skinny jeans

hai bby wutz ur url?

party til she's cute !

Abastecedors Urbano Urban Outfitters

why was facebook opened to adults?

Makes beats .... Not bombs

Oh, dang!

i can bend it too

opssy baby

Drink hateraid

this is my party shirt

Nice day for a revolution

free hugs

i love myself more and more

THOU SHALT NOT SHOP PSYCHE! :)

I lean like a texto

breath in peace breath out bombs

orange

sunshine go away today

Party like a trust-fund baby

you cant have awesome without "me"

Dyslexia is a dog given condition

Stop looking at me SWAN

my boyfriend thinks im at work

Do a random act of kindness

U MAKE ME SIGH

EARTH - time to move!?

WTF OMFG HFS UFO

OMFG

RAINBOW THAT SAYS "NOT GAY BUT SUPPORTIVE"

the lovers make love the haters make war

broke like a joke

so cheap and juicy

yellow manellow

My other girlfriend is Victoria Beckham

Your mother

mtv ate my soul

Currently in the process of bringing the sexy back...

my other shirt is blue

would you like a spoon?

The rockstars have gone to bed... Let's party

to assume is to make an ass out of u and me

Wat U C is Wat U Get! üKrIsTiNe

Love? i'd rather fall in chocolate.

no shoes, no shirt, no urban!

Ich bin ein berliner

you look funny and it makes me happy

Love means nothing

DGAF

Double Blonde

Lord love a duck

Work for Peace

I'd jump you like dead battery

Thought you wouldn't know that one guv'nor!

Party like a rock

I love my penis. (for women)

MILF, IT DOES A BODY GOOD!!!

We should get jerseys, cause we'd make a good team. But yours would look better than mine, cause you're outta my league

Pluto ... You're still a planet in my eyes

lol. . . . . Brb

Good luck exploring the infinite abyss

Rock like a PartyStar

shake hips not fists

Trapped in t-shirt factory Please send help

big in japan

i love the feeny call!

lets have a car wash for peace

Im not metrosexual im just gay!

I'd rather be shirtless

Fresh is dirty

How many vegetables did you pick/kill for that salad?

Proper grammar is hot

My best friend went to urban outfitters and i still don't know where I am

I drink to keep you pretty

What happens in iraq, stays in iraq

DONT YOU SLOGAN ME!

I love all fruit except tomatoes

if you are reading this, you are staring at my chest

thuggish

hippies are groovy

andy warhol is the shit, by definition

That's what she said

When the going gets tough.. Go enter a contest and win a bunch of stuff.

Wear condoms, not camo

I like my IUD better than my boyfriend

Beach Bum Bar Fly

Not blonde and proud of it

my other shirt is at the cleaners

sux 2 b u

Surf Siren

ima better than a plastic bag

live txt free die alone

SHIRT

in it to win it!

Dance all Night

SAVE MONEY, SAFE SEX

I told my boyfriend / girlfriend that I was going to shop in urban outfitters.. They never saw me again. O.o

YOUR MOM CANT EVEN TXT MSG

Brb! Going to go shopping at urbans! Be back in 3524895 hours!

Brb! Going to go shop at urbans! See you in 354865 hours!

SEXY NEVER LEFT, BABY!

Fashion - Whore

I AM NOT YOUR SLOGAN BITCH

I am the scourge of mall security

The New Hotness

IDK my BFF Jill?

my boobs are big but my heart is bigger

QWERTY

Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Jean-Claude Van DAMN, I'm fine!

My girlfriend hates javascript

LYKE LOL U TUTLY ROX MEH FACE

TXT MASTER

not today

GOT TXT?

no seriously. Im 21.

TXT ADDICT

you're cool like me

Badger Milk

85 was our best year

Think Don't Drink

i farted

No natural ability

bait

My fortune cookie told me i was a very knowledgable person (in bed)

HIS IS THE PUBLICS !

Harry Potter kisses better than your boyfriend

get over yourself

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer

asl?

FREE HUGS (not drugs)

witty t-shirt message lulz

love is a made up concept by society trying to overthrow the masses in a sense of conformity

kthxbi

you looked better in your myspace picture

Pretty nifty, eh?

Suburban white kids unite!

URB@N 0UTF!TT3R$

shakespeare hates your emo poetry

ilu

Act On It

IDK MY BFF JILL

I listen to bands that don't even exist yet

You're killing me smalls

ur mom txts better than this

tell your mom i said hi

you gotta spend money to get honies

you just lost our staring contest

Do you want to play with me?

Don't you wish your boyfriend was HOT like mine!

All the witty slogans were taken

MAN WHO NEEDS A MAN WHEN ALL A GAL NEEDS IS AN URBAN OUTFITTERS

txt me bb

Obama has a crush on me

The Girl's Got Soul

ur cute, lets cyber

I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT. BUT I KINDA AM AN IDIOT, SO IT WORKS OUT.

sorry i only date soccer players

i had a whale of a time at home town buffet

i don't listen to bands with ! in the name

I AM MUSIC

walk your talk

I see you still look like a fifn year old girl but not hot

fear no art

When in doubt flop it out

O'Doyle Rules

I cant beleive this message actually made it onto a t-shirt...

i tried to be emotional... i got a cat...

ily

if everything was that easy i wouldnt have a shirt on

I have a camera. dont move or ill shoot.

Bite Amy

What are you wearin???

i l-u-v you

start as fast as you can, and than go faster

everyday is a fashion show

I'm cooler than your mom's goldfish

Good For Them

your ignorant

watch me work it i'm perfect

lifes not a garden, so don't be a ho

69

kimbo slice "undefeated"

whos your daddy NJ

sick with it! fashion is my passion

burn one down

albatross!

I bought this shirt at urban outfitters

CAUTION!!! will STRIP for GAS money

A BAY BAY

i support most things

stuntin like my daddy

If you can read this, buy me a drink

Urban Outfitter$ i$ too expensive for me

pR!mäñ

i love all beeches

old school vintage automobile logos

wow that was SO chuck and larry

say what

top or bottom?

a bay bay!!

If you can read this shirt, please buy me a drink

white

I'll carry your fetus

BOMBING FOR PEACE IS FCKING FOR VIRGINITY

Analrapist

Pharmacy Technicians, the government backed drug dealers

roger federer eating

Rehab graduate

Obama '08

Jus Livin the Life

Peacenik

penguin

thats major

The bible was such a good fiction book when it was made, that everyone just started believing it

diamond

party till you puke

a good start

The worlds changing there's no stopping now

smooth rider

girls scare me

ricky for prez

MUSIC SHOULD BE FREE

will work for music

an eye, w the color of the eye being black n white checkered...w big eyelashes

shiny th club

a neon pin-up chick

iPwn

japanese mythical creatures on the golden gate

There's no stopping now

NOTHING AND EVERYTHING!

stop shaving start a revolution!

rofl

Idk, my bff jill?

everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is not important.

music is love

play that funky music white boy

Will work for clothes

little black dress

can you hear me now?

i'm rad

cake Green on green

Fashion Addict

univ. of arkansas razorbacks have more fun

i love you, mi vida

I love life!

random sayings written in graffiti fonts

starlight starbright

shake and bake

SORRY I ONLY DATE DRUMMERS

*tay

nagers! You can't liue with them... Can't put them out

mrs. james lafferty

I HAD NOTHING ELSE TO WEAR

UOTOU

STAND OUT

Santa Cruz rocks my world

drama queen

i love my dog

i dont drink haterade

the best things come in small packages

i heart u.o.

my side of the story

everyone loves a nordic girl

Pull up your pants and MAYBE we can talk

it should say betch or sexual

texas stuff!

I'M A VINTAGE BITCH!!!!!

Imitation is suicide

unicorns, joaquin phoenix, and phrases in french

urban outfitters

lets get crunk

Do what you Love Love what you Do

make love not war

$$Queen Tiki$$ moneys not an issue

Your face

give peace a chance

Band logos hand-painted

life comes at you fast

pandas

A COLLECTION OF SHOES

indie

War is over, if you want it

COOL IS AN UNDER STATEMENT

i speak my mind

LIVE BEAUTIFUL

Love IsThe Key

my life

my lip gloss is poppin

love under the stars at 2am

a rubiks cube 9 square pattern printed in rows and have them in like neon colors. Very hip.

I'VE GOT THA POWER!

ugly dogs love too

small town road maps

global revolution

How many licks does it take? Before I taste the gum on the lolipop! Duhhhhh

the dali painting 'moment of explosion'

make love not war

Nurave with save the rave on it

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy - LVB

I'm momolicious

Am I the Only One Who Thought Urban Outfitters Was A City Outdoors Shop?

I'm not feeling! *Totally Me*

i'm too pretty to work

unicorn

Save the rave

show me how you like it

that's just how i roll

more ass than classes!

and im spoiled so what can you do for me

will shank for a penny

republican stuff for the election!

am bubbly

anima libera

summer bitch

increase the peace

anything worth doing is worth overdoing

Everyone loves a sista!

KREEPER FROM NEPTUNE

aliens

an angry german is a sour kraut

#11 thou shall change the world

LE TIGRE

sexual

I'm so full. I just ate a pea.

B33R?

i like witty t shirts

Go 2 college and never graduate. Real life sux!

dork

Someday our generation is gonna rule the population

That's gay

Close your eyes and dance.

Unconceivable conceivability of conceiving, yes?

angel wings

flowerchild

inappropriate behavior makes me laugh

dirty sayings cute florals like the tops by nicole locher (lochers.com) but on shirts

chopsticks

ROBOTS CAN ONLY LOVE IN CAPS

HOOLIGUN

The asian sensation

can i kick it

FREE THE PEOPLE

the sky's the limit

edie sedgwick

this is my bling shirt (insert bling here)

I'd love to see a vintage looking yankee symbol

nuh-uh!

The name's Brice but you can call me Wild Rice

I am I am I am

Jack of all Trades = Master of None

killa killa

monkey see monkey poo

I'm not made of PLASTIC!

meet me in montauk

Silouette of grace kelly face

I'd love the message the more you know the more you don't know or somethings I know and somethings I don't from john from cincinatti

maybe yes, maybe no, maybe fuck yourself

i want humor that makes me go ouch

curly hair everywhere

i carry your heart, i carry it in my heart

bows

straight bitch

more than meets the eye

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT

gravy train!!!!

green is the new black

Frock And Roll

there are more important things in life than fashion. Yea right.

Future Dentist

UGLY DUCKLING

Baseball is wrong... Man who hits four balls shouldn't be able to walk

SHWAM

baby if u were my homework, i would do u on my desk all day long!

nintendo rehab

if you aint got no money take ur broke ass home

i would like to see more vintage tech stuff

Cougar in training

Sleep is for the weak

yr mom goes 2 urban outfitters

I CONTRIBUTE TO THE GREATER GOOD OF MANKIND BY NOT BEING A CORPORATE WHORE

text messaging isn't a lifestyle

lit

kashole

Treehuggers rock

I need to get my drink on

Love for sale

Banana Phone

come on ladies, god wouldnt have given you maracas if he didnt want you to shake em -dirty dancing

Ya dig?

I shower in awesome

the anamaniacs

Imagine

Do you have a knife for that spread cuz ur laying it on there pretty thick

we are all of stars and we all deserve to shine

I am sofa king we todd ed

URBAN OUTFITTERS HEARTS GLADYS!

I drink. I smoke. I party all the time. Do I really need to go to rehab???

Go Vegan!

Italy makes it, China fakes it

they say im kinda hardXcore

thats what she said

I LOVE UO! iloveKTC

I like my men, my whiskey, and my coffee straight

boomba kitty

England makes it, China fakes it

Japan makes it, China fakes it

generation communication

Gn aheajd i double dare!

hello kitty

Man a

peace

Go ahead i dear u!

The blacker the berry, the sweeter tha juice! The darker the chocolate, the richer the taste!

make love, not war

i heart ron

Bad Bish

YEAH! YEAH! I KNOW!

im a walking contradiction!

i-h-o-p-ness

JAR OF PICKLES

so easy a caveman could do you

We should date, i like you enough

hustle by any means

Save Planet EARTH, Go GREEN

YEAH! YEAH! ITS OVER!

C U L8ER

you gotta use it before you lose it

shake a peg!

there are too many suv's

there is no one to vote for

excuse me...while i kiss the sky!

Ah.....fresh meat

get ready to get real!

uh huh yeah...in the sky!

Smile if you do not wear underwear

Can u see my nipples through this shirt?

I rode a pony

oh my gosh!

music is love

pikachuuuu!

It's all the rage

if rugby was easy it would be called your mom

oh samsonite...i was way off

I'm worried sick about you

Time for some White House landscaping: remove the bushes

Condoleeza is not my sista

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