Anna Sui Dazzle Lip Rouge
A nice red lipstick to slap on before going out to the bar to complain about men.
Hair Wear MakeUp
Washable hair color is a much better way to express your angst than a pop song that will be around until the end of time.
The Indie Cred Test
Taylor has a vendetta against hipsters, but I think she might be indie-er than she realizes.
A notebook to put feelings in. If those feelings are still really real after two years, then you can turn them into a pop song.
Thistlepearl The Nightengale Dress
Taylor loves wearing nude, sequined things and I think this nude, sequined thing would look particularly lovely on her.
Cat Power - Sun 2XLP
Cat Power also likes to sing sad songs. Listen to her, Taylor! Even if you think her indie record is much cooler than yours.
Hear me out. Harry loves older women. Taylor loves 18-year-olds. Harry is as nice as a newborn kitten (or so I'm assuming). Taylor would never be sad again! IT'S PERFECT. (If you guys get together, plz invite me to the wedding.)