Mary's staple outfit was hardly practical—short-shorts, tights and platforms, a fruity headddress and three layered T-shirts—but it was still good for shelving books and doing cartwheels.
This sequin bow tops combines two of Mary's favorite things—um, sequins and bows.
This faux-fur coat could go from the library to the club.
Fake reading glasses to look smarter.
But earrings that reveal the true self.
Mary could maybe use this, but if not, then she'd at least use the Dewey Decimal system to file it somewhere.
For all of Mary's distinguished guests.