Seinfeld character George Costanza is far from perfect. He's cheap, a total liar and can't be in a relationship longer than (what seems like) a day—which is why he's awesome! Here's some picks for what to get George if he was your Secret Santa, or something. - Hazel
A new (and normal sized) wallet to neatly store all of George's extremely important things like, you know, Irish money.
Perfect: a book of cards featuring people who hate their jobs for the man who always hates his job! I bet there aren't any architects or marine biologists in here...
George can never have too much flannel, right?
Give George a mustache so he can "take a vacation away from himself"
Because WHY NOT? And also I would love to see a Seinfeld episode where Kramer gives George a T-shirt of himself for Christmas.