• What Would George Costanza Want?

    Seinfeld character George Costanza is far from perfect. He's cheap, a total liar and can't be in a relationship longer than (what seems like) a day—which is why he's awesome! Here's some picks for what to get George if he was your Secret Santa, or something. - Hazel

    Herschel Supply Co. Hank Wallet
    A new (and normal sized) wallet to neatly store all of George's extremely important things like, you know, Irish money.

    You'll Love This Book As Much As You Hate Your Job
    Perfect: a book of cards featuring people who hate their jobs for the man who always hates his job! I bet there aren't any architects or marine biologists in here...

    Stapleford Ruckus Flannel Shirt
    George can never have too much flannel, right?

    Party Mustache
    Give George a mustache so he can "take a vacation away from himself"

    The Kramer Tee
    Because WHY NOT? And also I would love to see a Seinfeld episode where Kramer gives George a T-shirt of himself for Christmas.