What would Ann want?
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For when she's got a hankering for a romantic mayonegg.
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It doesn't matter that it doesn't say Ann. No one remembers her name anyway.
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I'm sure that Egg is a very nice person, but I don't want you spending all your money on diamond cream for her.
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Ann's low center of gravity makes her a great asset to the softball team.
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...She's really funny.
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She needs something to bring to the record burning party.