Vintage Halloween Costumes
These vintage Halloween costumes are out of control. Like, the CHICKEN!? That is the kind of costume that dreams (or nightmares) are made of! This collection of pictures has been floating around for a hot minute, but please do yourself a favor and check these all out. You deserve to get some Halloween inspo, man. —Katie
Like... what... is happening? If you know what these humans are supposed to be, please email me, ASAP.
They are straight-up molded to the floor in those costumes. That is COMMITMENT. Do you think they're in real woods, or are they on a set? Life is a myyystery.
This one is actually and legitimately badass and amazing.
"Mom, for Halloween I want to be a box-headed child with saggy arms."
IMAGINE SEEING THIS LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY TRUNDLING UP YOUR STEPS HALLOWEEN NIGHT!
Cool, great, this isn't horrifying at all. Solid jack-o-lantern, though.
Like, what even is this group costume? "A Gnome and His Llamas"? Was that a thing in 1912?
I really and truly can't put into words the joy that this picture gives me. Her saggy rat nose! They're holding hands! This is a beautiful rat prom, and I want to be invited to it.