A little gladiator, a little '80s, a whole lot of "Why am I wearing these?" Because I told you to, and they're cool, now keep reading.
Leave it to Jeffrey Campbell to co-opt Teva style and make these potentially enormous cobalt blue "sandals." You can't fool us, Campbell. We KNOW it's a Teva. Gosh!
For those who want minimalist elegance with velcro straps, these are for you. Everyone will be like, "Damn girl, your feet sure look c-l-a-s-s-y in those Tevas." Fuck yeah, they do.
Now these are really orthopedic. But, like, fashionably orthopedic. A clean chunky sandal that evokes the very essence of The Teva: true '90s brilliance. Note the velcro strap and mega plastic buckle. Into it.
You HAVE to wear socks with Tevas. It's, like, written into the American Constitution, or something. To get the full laid-back hippie vibe pair your Teva sandals with a tie-dye sock. Perfect! You look amazing.