If you're looking for something to wear to a fancy dinner party and you're tired of sequins (you monster), why not go for one of the many cut-out, backless dresses that are popping up this year? They're awesome for over-the-shoulder pictures, and that'll make you look coy and sophisticated when you'll most likely just be drunk. So, grab one of those weird, chicken-cutlet bras, and get to shoppin'.—Katie
Silence & Noise Laser Beam Dress
This dress is not for the faint of heart. Short, tight, and backless? Sounds like classy to me.
Pins and Needles Backless Lace Dress
This will make you look like a beautiful, ice-skating princess..
Pins and Needles Metallic Lace Deep V-Back Dress
For those of you that want to turn down the sparkle (again, why?), this dress is shimmery without being crazy, and has that cute back to keep things exciting.
One Rad Girl Alessandra Bodycon Dress
How does one make a whistling sound online? "Wee-whoooooo"? This little number deserves one of those whistles.
Silence & Noise Sacred Myth Dress
Show everyone you're serious about having a good time. Might as well get some wild shoes, too, while you're at it.
KNT By Kova & T Strappy Maxi Dress
And finally, for the witch in us all.