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Things Stoners Talk About


What do stoners talk about? Anything and everything, basically. But some things tend to pop up more than others. And none of those things are particularly useful. —Katie

Aliens
"THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE THE ONLY INTELLIGENT LIFE FORMS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. DID YOU SEE KNOWING? YOU GOTTA SEE KNOWING."

The Universe
Don't even try to talk about how big the universe is because your brain will literally explode.

Snacks

One time my friend and I had a 30 minute conversation about how magical it is to bite into that little pocket of cheese in the center of a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme. And I guarantee that is not even the most ridiculous snack convo that has happened in this world.

Colors
The whole "WHAT IF YOUR GREEN IS MY BLUE" thing literally could not matter any less, but when you've been hangin' with Mary Jane it is the only thing that matters, and it's one of those things that just circle around and around and around. C'mon, guys, can't we go back to talking about Crunchwrap cheese? The tree is green, let's put this ancient mystery to bed.

More Weed
Sometimes sitting around in a room full of stoners is an exercise in patience, because as it turns out, those guys can talk about where to get weed for h o u r s. Listening to them you'd think finding weed is a puzzle as complex as the one in National Treasure*.

*Yes, I did reference two Nic Cage movies. Thank you for noticing.