The character Brock Hudson (played by Matthew Lillard) made a brief but memorable appearance in the absolutely perfect teen movie She's All That. Although She's All That is not a movie about spring break, there is one incredible scene that shows female antagonist, Taylor Vaughn, meeting Brock at the MTV Spring Break house. (Her bikini is what dreams are made of.) Sadly, their Spring Break romance doesn't last, but Brock's dance to "Give It To Me Baby" will forever live on in our hearts. Sure he was a douche, but he had spirit. Channeling his fashion sense will make sure that there's a little Brock in all of us this spring break.—Katie
Junk Food Yo MTV Raps Tank Top If you're gonna be chillin' by the pool, you have to make sure you're wearing your YO! MTV Raps shirt. It'll be a good segue into talking about how you were totally on The Real World, Season 2. It's not YOUR fault you got kicked off.
KR3W Medicate Short Only nerds wear boring bathing suits to the hottest beach party of the year. You need to throw on these bad boys to show the ladies that along with your devilish good looks, you also have a fun and adventurous fashion side.
Friendship Bracelet A man in a friendship bracelet conveys a real sense of awesomeness to the ladies. What you really want is a puka shell necklace, but you can't stand having that awkward tan line.
Product Hair Styling Perfection A long day of whistling at ladies on the beach requires a perfectly coiffed 'do. Girls love spiked hair, so you should apply this shit liberally.
Inflatable Shark Man, think of all the dick jokes you can make with this thing! You are so getting laid!*
Beer Pong Ice Rack Throwing an awesome party means never having warm beer. Cold beer pong beer will ensure that you're the king of the beach.
Vers 1Q Portable Wireless Speaker You know, sometimes you just need to throw on your metallic button-up, clear the living room at a party, and dance. If people try to act like they don't want you playing "Give It To Me Baby" on their home stereo, you can whip out your handy-dandy portable speaker. Spring break forever, baby!
*Please, never do any of this. For the love of all that is good in the world.