Cold Picnic Talking Rocks Ring
Who needs a significant other to buy you jewelry when you already have impeccable taste? This irregular stone ring is gorgeous. If you like you, then you should def put a ring on it.
Coolgirl Catmaster Sunglasses
If you plan on spending Valentine’s Day drunk as all get out with your girlfriends, you’ll need some sunglasses to shoddily hide your hangover tomorrow.
No better way to say “death to love” than through home decor.
Anna Sui Nail Polish
Black glitter nail polish from Anna Sui is made exponentially better by the adorable, dress-shaped packaging.
Deena & Ozzy Cutout Buckle Boot
After a long, hard (SO HARD) winter of wearing very utilitarian but not-very-cute Doc Martens, I am so excited for spring and, consequently, shoes that don’t make me look like a morose clown from the 1940s. I love these cutout bootie heels.
Madame Scodioli Solid Perfume
Do yourself a solid and get some of this solid perfume. The Laudanum is a more heady, masculine scent, and you can throw it in your bag to use wherever you go.
Dark Jewel Flask
Bad date? Stiff drink. Good date? Celebratory drink. Can’t afford the bar? Bejeweled flask. It’s a tough holiday to get through. You deserve a drink.