Hey Kristen, what are you doing here tonight?
Stand-up!

Who are you going to vote for in the 2012 election?
I don’t know, oh, Obama, duh! Obama, absolutely.

Who do you think…
No one cares what I think!

(Kristen's notecards)

What first lady do you think had (or has) the best hair?
I would probably say, hmm… who was the gay lover living with Buchanan? Was it Buchanan’s gay lover?

(friend) Yes.

I would say Buchanan’s gay lover.

If you were to play any president’s wife in a film, whom would you play?
I would only play the first female president, whenever it happens.

What would you wear?
I would probably wear a pink suit with overalls just so I’m ready for anything!