• How To Make Hot Ham Water

    It's so watery, yet there's a smack of ham to it. Lindsey Bluth of Arrested Development invented this amazing dish and it's been a Bluth household delicacy ever since. But, remember, it's not soup; it's hot ham water! Your family will probably hate it. Here's how to make it anyway! Hazel

    1. Boil a pot of water. 
    Water is flavorless and absolutely perfect for this recipe. No other liquid will do. Also, it boils perfectly.

    2. Grab some canned ham. 
    The hammier, the better...I think. Just plop it right in the water. The ham flavor will make the hot water delicious.

    3. Serve up! 
    Also known as: "forcing this weird and disgusting dish on friends and family." The only one who will slightly appreciate it will be Buster, but that's to be expected, right?