• How To Be The Most Annoying Guy At A Festival

    Music festivals are a tricky lot. Sure, everyone wants to have a good time, but sometimes you want to have the best time ever and not give a fuck about what's actually going on around you. That's where these tips come in handy. —Katie


    This picture is captioned: "A couple kiss at dawn in a field of litter at the Glastonbury Festival in Somerset." I caption it: "Go home, for the love of god."

    Talk Loudly
    If you stand up near the front of the stage, make sure you talk loudly about what's going on, as it's happening. Even better is if you talk about things that aren't related to the music at all. People will be thankful for your running commentary.

    Drink
    Just drink as much as you can.* If you're not screaming at your friends to carry you back to the car so you can go to the Old Country Buffet at 5PM, then you're doing it wrong.

    Be The "Freebird" Guy
    Yell "Freebird!" after every single song, especially if you think you're doing it ironically and hilariously.

    Make Out
    While you're sitting in the middle of a sweaty, writhing mass of people, the best thing you can do is tongue-kiss your significant other. Include a little over-the-clothes action.

    Play Annoying Games
    Go ahead, keep on hula hooping in the middle of that giant crowd while people are trying to squeeze past you. No one minds.

    *Please don't actually do this. You will literally die, you crazy kids.