Never let any man (or that aforementioned year seven dude) make you question your hotness.
Everything you say is hilarious and if people don't understand, then they're the wrong ones.
Sometimes it's hard knowing that you're the best person in the room, but it's important to be self-aware.
If your friends have been boring you, make sure you tell them. If you let them know you're not trying to be a bitch first, it makes saying that out loud perfectly fine.
Always make sure to sneak in some modeling shots of yourself whenever you get the chance because you never know when your big break is going to come.