Doritos Locos Tacos
Did you hear about these Doritos? They're Locos Tacos flavored Doritos. It's like the ultimate mind-fuck. I have a feeling the board room over at Doritos was probably a little smoky on the day they thought up these bad boys, and I'm sure the proposition for this one was laced with "duuuude" more times than we could count.
Taco Bell Doritos Locos Taco
Obviously I'm not going to mention the chip offspring of these delicious tacos and not the tacos themselves. Full disclosure: I actually haven't gotten the chance to try one of these, so they might not be that delicious, but something tells me that when you're driving through Taco Bell's drive-thru at 2AM with four friends giggling in the backseat, you're not gonna be that discerning.
Burger King Triple Stacker
The BK Triple Stacker is the best thing ever because they aren't trying to fuck around with any lettuce or tomatoes on this monster. This one is just meat on meat. Because America! When you're looking to snack, and snack hard, you might as well go all out. You know you're just gonna end up dipping an entire bag of Hot Cheetos in cream cheese later anyway.
Lay's "Do Us a Flavor" Potato Chips
Kind of gross, kind of delightful, these chips' flavors are perfect for "enhanced" snacking.