Get Your Shit Together: Lindsay Lohan
Lindz, girl, as your biggest—and maybe only—fan left in the world, I really need you to get your shit together once and for all. Yeah, your a hot mess. Yeah, you have a problem with addiction and mental health. And yeeeeah, you're probably still pining away for Sam Ronson, but I'm not having it anymore! One more article like this and I'm done with you once and for all. This sad excuse for a human being is not who you're supposed to be!