• Chuck Norris Facts

    HAHA! OMG internet, do I have a treat for you.  I found this amazing website with a bunch of facts about Chuck Norris. I don't even really know who Chuck Norris is—I think he was like some badass dude on an old cowboy TV show (I'm too lazy to Wiki it...)—but these "fake" facts about him are making me ROFL (they are fake, right?). I totally want to buy those T-shirts on the site and wear a new fact every Friday and call it "Chuck Norris Facts Fridays." Gotta ask my boss about that tomorrow... In the meantime, below are a few of my favorites! —Ally

    When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

    There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. 

    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

    If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.*

    (*I guess Chuck already knows about that Justin Bieber fella? I can't believe he actually beat up that kid. So I guess that means that some of these ARE real?)